How To Be Perfect by Chris Colfer
- Create your own version of Sweeney Todd just to sing “The Worst Pies in London’
- It helps to have a lovely family
- Be as kind and gentle with your sister as you can
- Try to be as cute as possible
- Make girls wish they had a penis
- Helping gay kids getting out of the closet
- Be one of the most influential people in the world
- Try to be sexy, cute and hot at the same time
- Make a writer create a entire role just for you
- Show the world how fucking talented you are
- Become a sex god
- Be Prom King and Prom Queen
- Kiss a hot straight guy
- Win ALL THE AWARDS YOU WANT TO
Happy birthday Chris. I’m not going to do anything big, so you probably won’t even notice that I say this, but you are my inspiration and idol. I hope you’ll have a great day today!
Glee, Season 3 Re-Do, How It Should Have Gone Down: Kurt getting into NYADA
(Source: gleecritic)
that awkward moment when they really want to kiss each other but they can’t because script says they have to hug.
(Source: its-blee)
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
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ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
sometimes i think about klaine at halloween
- kurt: what are we going as this year?
- blaine: greek gods? you'd make a great apollo
- kurt: ...
- blaine: you know, god of the sun and all that
- kurt: you're a dork
- blaine: OOH PIRATES
- kurt: no
- blaine: but i have eyepatch experience!
- kurt: no
- blaine: but then i can say things like ARR SHOW ME YER BOOTY
- kurt: why do you think i said no?
- blaine: or ARRRR ALL HANDS ON DICK
- kurt: you mean deck
- blaine: i really don't
(Source: hummelanderson)
